(Source: safadopunheteiro)
Do not go home early this afternoon to surprise your wife. Trust me, just…do not do it.
(Source: interracialpleasures)
You feel bad for getting in a fight with your wife after such a nice dinner. She screamed at you to just go home and leave her, she’d take a cab home or something. Now you’re at home feeling terrible, wondering if she’s okay, but she won’t reply to your texts. I think she’s doing alright.
(Source: thisispeoplefucking)